#lambert is an enabler

[teatitty]

Since I've figured out that Lambert and Dandelion are every close in age it's gonna make it way funnier when I write them calling eachother "geezer" and "brat" respectively. The combined younger brother synergy

[eycsnow666]

witcher screenshot compilations

got a bunch of stray imgur links floating around on discord, but here they all are! mostly of character swaps to emhyr. be warned that character swaps involving female->male skeletons may be a bit...cursed ahah. check the reblogs for further additions, because the original post is cranky abt any more links being added to it.

shoutout to @tigerlyla-of-metinna who's done amazing edits to some of these pics and also for enabling my new hobby

Emhyr visits Kaer Morhen

quest is No Place Like Home, swaps are Lambert to Geralt, Yen to Ciri, Geralt to Emhyr. Emhyr graces Kaer Morhen with his imperial presence. in return, the witchers convince him to drink himself silly. welp, what dignity was lost was regained in camaraderie

La Cage au Fou ft.a sad hedgehog

while out trapping monsters, Geralt accidentally captures...the emperor of nilfgaard?? how he got there aside, he's in pretty bad shape and has apparently gone feral. lucky there's a witcher who's been through this rodeo before, so emhyr's in safe hands <3

Roche to Emhyr and Ves to Ciri

quests are Eye for an Eye and Reason of State, with bonus swaps Dijkstra to Dettlaff and Thaler to Regis. Ever wanted to see Emhyr plotting against Emhyr? these pics have you covered! also included: emhyr and geralt being big damn heroes, and drunk uncle Dettlaff giving Regis a headache by quoting Macbeth Vakmeth scenes. See one of my reblogs for this link, bc this post doesn't want to save with it here for some reason.

Emhyr x Geralt hugs (Blood Run quest)

Regis's expressions make Emhyr look so soft 💖

Something Ends, Something Begins (Geralt to Emhyr)

soft moments with Ciri and Emhyr getting some dad moments in.

Ciri's Story: Out of the Shadows (Baron to Emhyr)

Emhyr has a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Emhyr may be a snacc but his daughter's here to make sure he doesn't become a snack (for basilisks)

The Battle of Kaer Morhen ft.The White Flame (Geralt to Emhyr). lots of Sadmyr and tender moments with Ciri

father's day at kaer morhen

Geralt to Emhyr swap, quest is Blood on the Battlefield. Emhyr and Ciri destress with a snowball fight. Geralt's sitting out this one, probably collapsed of sheer shock from learning that Emhyr is capable of experiencing fun.

Emralt, now with reduced clothes!

Yen to Emhyr, the opening scene at Kaer Morhen. yeah these are actually Yen's body proportions bc Yen's skeleton but shhhhh

A Midnight Clear: Shani to Emhyr mod

more spooky scary (animation) skeletons

A Midnight Clear: spiciest Emralt highlights

Geralt x Emhyr action. don't look at the proportions too closely, just lie back and think of nilfgaard

[randomnameless]

Funnily enough, Byleth might be one of the more tolerable characters on CF specifically, if only because they just quietly enable Supreme Leader's bs instead of coming up with some character-assassinating nonsensical excuse for why they're helping the person that tried to kill them unprovoked five minutes ago like the rest of the non-Hubert and Jeritza BESF members; it's the only time that them being mostly silent does anything to benefit their character (other than shallow self-insertion that's half-assed in and of itself due to them still being their own character to an extent), since they're one of the only BESF members to make it out of the route with their characterization relatively unscathed due to not being able to say stupid shit like the rest of the recruitable cast (excluding how out-of-character it is for them to choose CF at all, but that's hardly an issue exclusive to Byleth lol).

Mmh...

After Nopes, Engage and FEH that fleshed Billy's character a bit more - Tru Piss!Billy is also Tru Piss'd.

A fwend made a list some time ago, but Tru Piss!Billy is callous and makes "jokes" at people's expense, when Billy doesn't (or when they do, it's in good fun).

Even in my first run I noticed Billy being WTF at Emile joining the gang to besiege Garreg Mach - and they finally get their answer about the Jerry incident and the Mole People thanks to Hubert in his paralogue...

But after Nopes, without taking Sothis into account, you want to tell me Billy wouldn't bat an eye and side with Flamey, whose associates (before Hubert tells them that no, they're mutually hating and using each other) killed their father? I'm not expecting Dimitri tiers of being pissed when Rufus says he killed Lambert, but even Barney was pissed at Clout in Golden Shower for the Randolph thing. Billy is just shrugging until, per chance, Hubert takes them along in their paralogue? Seriously??

Still, yeah, I guess not having lines means they escaped the assassination levels of other characters even if I can't say they escape scot free, plot and story wise, they lose the only link they had to their own mother (and if stroking the player's peepee wasn't that important, they would have lost their friend Sothis).

This makes me think, we see way more people (or used to see?) angry because Billy doesn't react (they do actually, but not in the way some players would like?) to Dimitri's boar mode, but those very same people didn't have the same criticism about Tru Piss!Billy, when Supreme Leader sprouts her "lizards BaD bcs non humans" spiel, her "no matter what we must kill Dimitri", or anything regarding her conquest being for the great Gud who is erring somewhere.

I wonder why?

[fallingforel]

arabella Pt. 2 - i couldn’t be more in love

masterlist

after the night out you go back and the night gets a bit smutty with alex

warnings: err smut and smoking if there is anymore please let me know and I will add them to this list.

"That does sound like a good ideaaaa" I start "There's a but coming isn't there?" "Yes. look I would love to but when these lot" gesturing with my free hand that wasn't attached to Alex. "Get plastered, you can't leave them alone I have to babysit them otherwise Matty will try some dumb shit, George will enable that dumb shit and Ross will just fall asleep, and there won't be anyone who's slightly sober to control them," I state remembering the times we've all got plastered and I wasn't there to clean up after their dumb mishaps.

Alex starts to groan from beside me "Look please, I get that they're all your best mates and all. But you could have a great time just for one night." I start to think it over and come up with a compromise. "okay how about this, we all go back, knowing them they'll be out like a light as soon as their heads hit a pillow. In deep sleep. They can take the spare bedroom they always do. and we're left with the night to ourselves." I finish ranting, then Alex starts up again. "That sounds like a great idea"

We all approach my flat pretty quickly. Everyone was silent as we approached it and walked up the stairs only resuming our talking after my front door. Meowing soon being heard "Caroline" Matty ushered her over, to which she came. Matty looking back at you while stroking her and Alex and gesturing to the cat with his head eyebrows raised as if to say "Look she is mine". I snarled at him while Alex just chuckled at our interaction finding it funny.

soon enough everyone was sat down with Alex residing on the armchair placed in the corner in front of the little window displaying my kitchen George and Ross on the sofa facing the tv but not actually watching what was on the tv (because it was turned off) Matty sat on the floor stroking my cat.

I however was in my bedroom getting out of my clothes putting on lingerie but putting a dressing gown over the top so it didn't look too suspicious, to everyone in the room.

"Can I get you a drink?" I asked Alex, returning from my bedroom. "uh yeah I'll have pepsi max please" Matty said in reply "Not you ratty, I wasn't asking you I was asking Alex, fuck you very much you know where the Pepsi is, get it yourself" Matty sighed standing up from the floor putting his hands up walking into the kitchen. "no thanks y/n I'm grand." Alex said in reply to me. "suit yourself, you would be missing out on the killer juice that she makes" George starts rolling off

"y/n/n can I have a juice please," George asks. "I would make you one Georgie but it's too late to start the machine and it would wake Ms. Lambert next door she's old and fragile and needs her rest. I'll make you one in the morning George, how about that?" I state "Okay. I'd like that. be a nice hangover cure" "I second that y/n I'd like one in the morning too" Ross finally puts in. "okay anyone else?" Matty raises his hand "Of course you would. don't worry I'll make you all one, Alex you too, but I think it's time for those who are absolutely gone to go to bed the spare rooms are all set up for when you last slept here, Alex you can have the sofa if you want" "but I tho-" I give him a look as to say just go along with it "yeah that'd be great thanks"

soon the whole flat was in chaos. people coming in and out of the bathroom getting themselves sorted. and soon enough it was quiet. I went to go open the spare bedroom door to check whether the 3 men were asleep. and sure enough, I heard snoring. Going back out to where Alex now sat on the sofa in the middle.

I walked over to him straddling his lap and started kissing him furiously with passion and hunger soon pulling back for some air but not before he caught my lip in his teeth biting on it and then letting it go bouncing back to its original place. I then start to move my lips placing kisses along him starting at his jaw and slowly moving down biting a few times here and there. finally reaching his collarbone where his black t-shirt lay, I tugged it saying "This needs to go" He nodded rather quickly agreeing and tossing it to the other side of the sofa.

I then went back to kissing his chest slowly going working my way down to his navel before I start to undo his jeans slowly kissing his stomach while I peel them down a moan then comes from Alex's mouth ensuring a "y/n quick I'm on the edge" which earns a reply from me "all in good time Alex, all in good time honey" earning, a groan from his mouth.

I then do him a good favor by discarding his jeans and pulling down his boxers soon after showing his erection springing up soon I then lick along his base working my way up to his tip and licking the pre-cum off before taking his whole dick in my mouth moving it up and down, not gagging really proud of myself for that, soon earning a moan from Alex after hollowing my cheeks while moving my head up and down. "Y/n I'm close do something". so I swirled my tongue around him while looking up at him and soon I felt hot spurts go down my throat. swallowing every last bit.

I soon started to work my way back up kissing from Alex's crotch then to his navel up to his chest up his neck to his jaw to his cheek to his lips which then resulted in us in another hot passionate kiss before I started to straddle him again. Alex soon found the tie on my dressing gown and undid it and soon enough my hands left his neck so I could let the robe drop. he then left the kiss sat back and took a few seconds before he burst out "I think we should take this to the bedroom" I nodded in agreement.

his hands went to my bum and picked me up and carried me through the house with me guiding him soon enough we reached my bedroom him using his foot to open the door and he walked backward until the backs of his knees reached the bed turning us around before he placed me on the bed.

He hovered over me placing chaste kisses down my body until he reached my boob his hands found their way to my back managing to undo my bra and pulling it off me and throwing it somewhere around the room not to be cared of right now. He continued kissing my breast biting and sucking here and there. he then placed a chaste kiss again over the newly made purple mark.

he then placed chaste kisses down my body before reaching the bottom of my stomach just above where my thong lay, he then soon pulled that down and I helped discard it kicking it off my legs. he then started kissing down to where my clit was then placing a lick down my slit before finding my hole with his fingers and my clit with his tongue working together and within minutes the momentum he worked up had me releasing straight onto his fingers.

he then placed another kiss on my clit then on the outside and onto my thigh working his way back up my body again before finally placing one on my lips (this one was a bit deeper and more passionate than the others he placed a few seconds ago on my body). I could feel him going rock hard. then pulling away from me and whispering

"I need to do something about this" "Okay" I whispered back quickly turning back to my bedside table and whipping out a condom passing it to him and he put it on. and slowly but surely,  he was soon lined up with my entrance and inserting himself slowly at first but my moans spurred him on to go faster both our highs soon approaching, and then finishing and disregarding the condom. Alex flipped over and laid down. we stayed like that for a few minutes before he piped up again

"come ride my face darling" and so I complied making my way up to his face with me straddling it and soon enough he was licking all throughout me. Darting his tongue in and out of me.  And soon enough I was releasing again. But this time all over Alex's face.

I then went back to laying beside him cuddled up and we stayed like that all throughout the night except...I couldn't fall asleep. so I left my room in search of my dressing gown, soon finding it laying on the ground by the sofas, along with Alex's belongings which I folded up and bought to him but not before putting my dressing gown on. I then went in search of my bag which was in its usual place on the other side of the bed on the floor. I soon retrieved it taking it outside on the fire escape.

"oh!" being frightened by Matty residing there smoking a fag "What are you doing here?" I asked "Couldn't sleep too wide awake with all you OH ALEX! RIGHT THERE! YEAH! AGAIN AGAIN!" "oh piss off will you sometimes a girl needs to be pleasured," I say in reply to Matty pulling an organic cigarette out of my bag and going to light it looking up remembering that Matty had it. soon quickly finishing it off with a "Was I really that loud?" question wanting to find out from my best friend. "nah you weren't that bad to be fair I woke up to you moving to your room and all I could hear was the bed noises I then went up to get a drink and stopped right outside your door to see if you wanted one too turns out you were busy" "ohhh! nice to know I can be quiet" I state with seriousness lacing my words.  

"aha yeah, I suppose so. Dunno if I would though. too hard to comprise my moans, George adam and Ross certainly know how much sex I have through the walls of our shared apartment" Matty says finishing it off with a half-hearted laugh. "all right bug, make sure you get some sleep don't want you flipping everyone off tomorrow, you're unbearable when you're running on four hours sleep" matty says coming over giving me a hug and kissing my temple and rubbing my back, the hug not lasting longer than 2 minutes but it was a well needed one between the two of us. 

-MATTYS P.O.V-   

Making my way back to y/n's spare bedroom after meeting each other at the windowsill, I sighed, I definitely shouldn't feel this way about her but I just do, it's not like she is forbidden but the guys and I made a pact when I was 13 that none of us would go for y/n she was off limits it was never in question that any of us would date her, especially after the fact that all of us had massive crushes on her in '02 but none of us acted on it, it would simply ruin our friendship dynamic. 

entering the bedroom seeing George and Ross passed out on the bed it looked like the sofa was my only option, I would usually go into y/n's bed on a night like this but that's currently occupied .  then my eye catches it, the blow-up bed y/n and I bought on a whim in case we decided that we wanted to throw a party and we had one extra guest. I grab the box and start letting it self inflate. unfortunately, this wakes up George "Matty what are you doing? its" he says pausing mid-sentence to grab his phone to check the time "Half 4 in the morning go to sleep. why are you still up anyways" 

"saw y/n on the fire escape when I went out for a fag because I couldn't sleep. now I can't sleep because of her George, she's so pretty. Sometimes I wish I could just be with her."  "I know you do Matty but you know the deal we made and you know us we never break pacts." It's true we've all never broken a pact, y/n included. the one we made when we were 16 when we vowed to never smoke weed without each other, that came after y/n experienced a terrible high with her ex Jonathan, safe to say he got a punching from George while y/n was with me. She never smoked without one of us again. 

"look all I'm trying to say George is that maybe we should go over some of the pacts we made and see if some of them need rediscussing or not" "Look just get some sleep matty, we all need rest, lets discuss this better when we're actually not delusional" the bed being well inflated by now I hug George goodnight retrieving a blanket from the pile of junk on one side of the room. and getting some well-deserved rest.

[animeschibia]

Alright, gonna stop the comments and say this.

Sunny, or any of your enablers, if you see this. Read it closely.

What you're doing is not adult behavior, this is highschool drama bullshit. You are blackmailing someone, but wording your threat in a way that makes you look like you're being kind by not going through with it. Buddy. Hun. If your kindness is conditional, it isn't kindness. It's manipulative. Period. Not to mention, you literally blocked them months ago, Sunny, what are you still doing keeping track of their activity???

You're mad at Snow for plagiarizing you... because they had similar ideas that, frankly, are not ground breaking.

Lamby vs. Lambie? Oh how clever, how interesting to name a lamb Lamby. At least Lambert is a punny name.

Aster vs. Azter? First of all, Azter is not Snow's, Azter belongs to a friend of theirs. But second. As a Lamb RPer, my Lamb muse named Mystic Seller "Aster", so I guess I stole the name from you too. Nevermind that it's Latin for star, clearly I'm plagiarizing you too. Also, do not just judge a fanfiction based off of its rating, E for Explicit does not mean smut. How about instead of claiming a fic is smut without reading it, you read the fic first.

Lamb speaking proper? Is also a very obvious direction to take a character like that. Especially in a world where pretty much everyone else speaks like that. Hell my Lamb does too. Granted, It's because they were practically raised into servitude before they were found and executed and their manner of speech reflects that, but nah, what does context matter, clearly you invented hooved animals speaking that way.

And I can go on and on, but I'll save it for your callout post you're so smug about.

Do better.

[himesbittycenter]

Bishop Heket

Name: Famine

Size: 1 to 2 ft tall (mini), 3 to 4 ft tall (full size)

Personality: Famines are quieter than the rest of their siblings, more sensible and responsible in their manner. Famines tend to try to take on the burden of tasks themselves rather than burden others with them. They can be aggressive when provoked, being very prideful.

Likes: food, their crown, her siblings, offerings given to them, their followers

Dislikes: not having their crown, Lambert types, Narinder types, being disrespected

Compatibility: While Famines are rather quiet, that doesn't mean they aren't sociable. As long as they aren't being annoyed they'll tolerate most bitties' presence. Giving them food and gifts will help a lot in getting their favor.

Like all Bishop type bitties, Famines do best in a large household with followers of their own, although it isn't required.

Famines feel responsible for their siblings despite being the second youngest. They tend to try to take the burden off of their eldest sibling, and boss around their other ones. Of course, Narinder types are the exception, their relationships with them are very volitile. Be sure to keep them separated if you must have both types in your household.

Feeding habits: Famines are omnivores, and while they aren't necessarily required to eat, being a god, they like to.

Additional info: Famines come with a wound on their throat that will never fully heal, however the magic of their crown enables them to speak like normal.

They also have the power to grow hunger in other beings, making them feel like they're starving. Be sure to keep food on hand!

Difficulty: intermediate

[dreamdragoness]

My profile image I made of Jhula and I added Lambert to the mix.

After reaching the cult, Ratau instructs Lambert on how to indoctrinate, though Lambert prefers to call it "induction." He likes Jhula's spirit and intellect, so the thought of forcing her to join didn't sit right with him. Thankfully, Jhula was already willing to join the cult since she betrayed Silk Cradle and the Bishops by committing the Dark Prayer. Once she became a full-fledged member of the new cult, Ratau provides Jhula with a blanket, tends to her ankle, and returns home to rest, leaving the Lamb and the Goat alone on the grounds of the new cult.

The two of them talk with Lambert worrying about Jhula's feelings about leaving everything behind. Jhula admits that she's sad that she had to leave her old life behind, but she also doesn't regret her choice. This relieves Lambert as they sit and watch the sunrise. Jhula's smile grew since it's been a very long time since she's seen the sun. Thus, she thanks Lambert for becoming her friend, saving her, and enabling her to see the sun again. To which he thanks her for taking care of him, her part in his revival, and for choosing to stay by his side.

This was the dawn of a new day and of their new lives.

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Silent Hill: Konami Cult of the Lamb: Massive Monster Jhula: Me

[the-butch-of-blaviken]

First Lines

I was tagged by @alllthequeenshorses and @keirametzbrassknuckles (love the new username), thanks for enabling me <3 only two of those are wips i'm actively working on, the other two are just ideas i bothered developing a little in a separate doc

Lambert finds his brother leading Aiden and Keira around the dining hall, recounting in his deep voice the lives of the once famous witchers depicted on the fading wall hangings that have been gathering dust there for longer than any of them can remember.

At the heart of the sprawling city of Vizima, in one of the many rooms of the Royal Palace, a sorceress is pacing back and forth furiously, gritting her teeth, while a witcher is sitting on the side, one leg crossed on top of the other, a thoughtful, if slightly worried expression on his face.

“You guys are great together,” Aiden said, smiling, and hoped they couldn't hear the sound of his heart shattering. He’d never wished he’d been lying as bad as he did now.

“I need a favor from a witcher,” had said Keira Metz, the sorceress who’d saved his life without even knowing his name, and Lambert had looked at her long and hard, wariness and raw grief written all over his face before saying, “Don’t get your hopes up, but I might need a favor from a sorceress, too.”

(questions about those are more than welcome eheh)

Tagging @poetikat @gleamingsilence @eredins-a-king-aint-he @she-who-drank-vodka-with-cats @aretuzagradschooldropout and @witch-and-her-witcher bc i don't think any of you have been tagged already? (If that's the case, my apologies!) and anyone who wants to do it <3

[elspeth-tirel]

OC Showdown Round 2/Technically Semifinals I Guess

Serenity is drawn by my friend @ardonious, and Sango is drawn by my friend @bahamutgreen!!

Gonna post more facts below different from those in last round!

Serenity

-Has, like many D&D characters, actually committed a war crime! Tried to waterboard a man to execute him to take care of witnesses. Also tried to prestidigitate metal shavings into being flavorless to poison a man by putting them in water.

-Refers to Tiamat as "Grandma" when she is talking about worshipping her so that people who would object don't catch on

-Can tell the inherent value of any object not on someone's person by looking at it. I use this for accounting. This is Descent into Avernus so excited to find out the concrete monetary value of a human soul eventually.

Sango

-Has a Krasis named Lt. Lambert (after the woman in the first Alien movie) that is a hybridization of a Hammerhead Shark and a Selesnyan Greatwurm (statistically a bullette with shark traits/swim speed) which has the personality of a large overexcited dog.

-Her bio-modifications to herself: the tentacles were a mutation induced from Eldrazi proximity, not intentionally grown, but to control them she grew a culture of her own brain and grafted it into her spine to enable fine motor control so technically she has two brains. Also has horseshoe crab blue blood (mutated that in herself so she can harvest it for use in medical purposes without farming the crabs), gills, and better night vision.

-Met and is somewhat liked by Jace Beleren purely because she's the only party member to not immediately either insult him or call him a twink.

[milfheim]

the anna gunn & woody harrelson comparisons aren’t funny and all posts like that are usually accompanied by/made on the purpose of spewing vileee vitriol toward anna gunn and skyler as a character. there was a comment on an exact post just like that once that went like, “kim wexler is the best female character in the brba universe, the worst are lydia and skyler and marie” ok so the worst as in …. ALL THE OTHER PROMINENT FEMALE CHARACTERS? i love kim but real talk she’s been way more accepted by, usually, male fans of the series primarily because she was more enabling to jimmy than skyler ever was to her pathetic bitch of a husband. “skyler is a bitch” no skyler should have been even bitchier. skyler white nee lambert should have shot walter white herself and took all his money and ran

[didnt-hear-idsb-live-again]

i was at a maisie peters concert last month and was completely shocked to get there and find out that this one girl was numbering everyone off. like hello???? i was fully intending on planting my ass down and waiting, but no, it became a whole thing and obviously created a little fiasco. and it didn't even matter in the end! the venue did not care for her numbering system.

I do vividly remember that in 2010 I went to see Adam Lambert and some middle aged woman tried to do this, and security told her to get fucked right to her face and wouldn’t let her - to the applause of all the younger people there lmao. Doing it was seen as soooo boomer-y and shitty. Now its like the way Gen Z kids do it and feels like security enables it. It’s fucking awful

[lowpolylobotomy]

hello vivian enjoyer

a nice pic 4 u :)

god bless you lambert i can always count on you to enable my autism 💗♾️

she is the most joyful lady to ever. beloved of my heart 🥰

[ht3dproject]

Creating A UV Map In Maya

Firstly change your workspace to UV Editing which should make a clumped up collection of all the faces in your model. Next, you simply want to go to create on the side panel and select automatic, this will sort the group out and make it more manageable to deal with.

Secondly, you want to select all (ctrl + a) and press the small camera icon. Then, you want to change the file format to a JPEG as well as choose where you want to export it to then hit apply or apply and close and make sure it says it saves in the bottom right.

Next, you want to open the file in photoshop and add any details you want whether it be colors or images whatever you want. Also don't worry about staying in the lines as long as it doesn't cross into other areas it wont change anything then export your design as a JPG

Lastly, back in Maya select your model and add a new material to it by holding right click and selecting assign new material. Then, choose lambert then change the color with the chequered icon. Next, choose file and change the file to your exported photoshop file then you'll have your UV map on your model.

Finally, to see your UV map on your model enable a view type with a chess board icon

[gattoneropub]

Verona Poster, Vintage Verona Travel Print. Vintage travel poster of the City of Verona circa 1919 - 1925. This vintage art deco, retro travel poster encapsulates the glamour of travel in times gone by and features Verona with various monuments and buildings such as: Mastino I della Scala; Alberto I della Scala; Castelvecchio; castello di San martino in Aquaro; torre dei Lambert. The poster was made for the Italian Tourism agency, ENIT. The image has been carefully digitally restored by an artist to refresh the colours and to remove any obvious signs of wear and tear, but to retain the vintage character of the poster. COPYRIGHT: For personal use only. You should not physically resell or digitally redistribute the artworks as originals nor as modified. WHAT YOU WILL GET You will receive a link to enable you to download a file with different ratio JPEG files. Each ratio file has high resolution JPEG images of at least 400 dpi which are ready for instant download and printing. Your link will expire in 14 days and you will be able to download the files 3 times. A 4×5 ratio file for printing 4″x5″, 8″x10″, 16″x20″, 40x50cm. A 3×4 ratio file for printing 6″x8″, 9″x12″, 12″x16″, 18″x24″. A 2×3 ratio file for printing 4″x6″, 6″x9″, 8″x12″, 10″x15″, 12″x18″, 16″x24″, 20″x30″, 24″x36″. An international paper size file for printing 5″x7″, A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, 50x70cm. A file for printing 11″x14″. Read the full article

[hitechtraders]

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Jacobs' Journal Arc Summary (Part 1) - Of Foes and Friends

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Crime:

When we first meet Jacobs in Sedition, he's a cold, unfeeling sentinel of the Foundation. He'll manipulate staff and SCP alike in order to get positive results; not even necessarily for the O-5 council, but for himself. It's not until the 682/079 episode that we see a glimmer of potential Humanity inside him. Though, like Watch, the audience is hesitant to believe this is a sincere display. However, upon learning slightly more about his history with 049, it becomes clear there is more to Jacobs than meets the eye.

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The Lambert Saga

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As explored at the beginning of the Jacobs Journal series, Jacobs is at this time in his career a Class B Administrative Oversight Officer, working as a go-between for the Ethics Committee and the O-5 council to weed out any unhealthy workplace individuals or operations throughout the Foundation structure. He arrives at Site 19 to investigate inconsistent output by the current CEO of said facility: Site Director Lambert.

Lambert is an egocentric personality, but unlike most other self-centred people who are loose with their power, Lambert has hidden himself behind a web of cohorts, enablers, and frightened staff, all forming a perfect machine working in his favour. While Lambert profits from the Site's research personally, he pays for the loyalties of Chief security Officer Hillard, offers deals to characters such as Sergeant Chen, blackmails and protects monsters like Miles, and rules over workers, like engineer Penjani Rowe, to keep them in line.

The discovery of this hierarchy results in Jacob's being abused himself, stripped naked and forced to endure days inside of SCP-173's containment cell. It is here Jacobs formulates a plan to overthrow Lambert from the inside, by using those under his influence against him. By offering freedom to Rowe and the D-Classes, brandishing a better deal under Chen's nose, and blackmailing Miles directly, Jacobs forms a team which he hopes will bring about Lambert's ultimate demise. This is no easy task and places Jacobs in great risk at many points, like when he visits 049 to involve him in the plot. But after over a year of careful scheming, all the players are on board by the end of episode 10.

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Episode 11: Calm Before…

Episode 11: Calm Before… would have begun with Jacobs, Miles, Chen, and Penjani, meeting in Jacob's secret nook, where he's been making these recordings since day one. It is here they bond over a shared despising of Lambert, partake in some light drinking, and discuss the plan of attack. We would have learned about Penjani and Chan's backstories, with the former living in Zambia as a child, escaping hostile militias and losing her brother to them. Then, nearly being killed by him after he was turned into a Child Soldier, after which Penjani's family fled to safety and she managed to earn a scholarship in America, in an engineering degree, where she was eventually picked up by the Foundation.

Chen, on the other hand, grew up in China, as one in a long line of stoic Honor-Bound army men, his father being a dedicated General. He even states that his old man really only married his mother out of a diplomatic necessity. Chen flourished by gaining secrets from his superiors, then blackmailing or removing them from office by using their dark histories against them. A disdain for the chain of command saw him rise high, and earned him many perks as a part of that status. But he was eventually kicked out of the Nation by his own father through official means, as payback for his backstabbing ways. Which is how he wound up as part of the Foundation. The irony being, that regardless of how high a rank he achieved here, the perks would never be the same and the consequences far more dire.

The Plan was to unfold as follows: Miles would trigger a false Containment Breach event, resulting in Lamberts having to navigate his way to a Safe Zone. Penjani would not only engineer a mechanism to freeze 049, but force Lambert's path through the facility to meet with the doctor. With Chen helping to guide Lambert into the trap, and the D-Class ensuring that the doctor made his way to the intended destination, Lambert was sure to be killed as a result of the Containment Breach. And Jacobs need only report his death as accidental and unavoidable.

Not long after this is discussed, Jacobs finds out that McCrimmon and the D-Class have been reassigned to different areas in the roster, meaning it will be impossible for them to randezvous with the team. Instead of overseeing the plan from a distance to ensure his presence is accounted for elsewhere, Jacobs knows instead that he needs to be directly involved with setting 049 free, and making sure his rendezvous with Lambert is carried out.

The meeting comes to a close, but when Penjani is the last to head out, Jacobs takes her aside. She and him know that if there is any hope for the plan to succeed, no one is to be trusted. Though, he believes she is his greatest ally, and as he begins confiding in her a secret strategy, the tape cuts out to a fateful scene involving Lambert confronting a captured Jacobs… and a deafening rain of gunshots followed by sirens and loud screaming.

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Episode 12: The Storm

Episode 12: The Storm would have begun the moment the plan was put into action. Jacobs was breaking protocol by entering the Containment Areas Lambert had specifically barred him from, and would have seen him coming into direct conflict with Hillard. With the help of Chen, Jacobs knocks her out and they stash her away safely in order to enact the rest of the scheme.

However, as they arrive at 049 cell and prepare to release the doctor, Jacobs is captured and confronted by Lambert himself with the squad of his best soldiers. Lambert gloats that he found all the tapes Jacobs had been hiding away, that he planned to use the most damning ones as a means to shatter the ties between the O-5 council and the Ethics Committee, by asserting the tapes prove that the committee was attempting a hostile takeover of the Foundation, and must be liquidated. This will mean no oversight, and Lambert can keep his miniature empire running.

Chen betrayed Jacobs to Lambert, in exchange for a larger slice of the pie, as well as more freedom to sweeten the deal. Lambert knows what Miles was meant to do and already stopped him, but wants to know what Rowe Penjani was supposed to play in this plan. He plays the tape at the end of episode 11, accidentally hitting the record when it gets to Jacobs revising the plan to her. Jacobs refuses to answer, and so Lambert orders to open fire.

Before his soldiers can shoot, the sirens blare and 049s cell opens. Chen is immediately killed by him and turned into a proxy, with the Soldiers opening fire upon him. In the chaos, Jacobs escapes with Lambert in hot pursuit.

Throughout the chase, Jacobs avoids Lambert's gunfire and weaves through frightened people. He crosses paths with one of the D-Class, who was already dead, and carries on until he reaches an antechamber. Unfortunately, the only exit is locked, and Lambert has Jacobs cornered. Lambert orders Jacob to look him in the eyes like a man before shooting him. But when Jacobs hears him gasp, he looks up.

SCP-173 has Lambert in a chokehold from behind, and the Site Director has dropped his gun in a struggle to breathe. Jacobs informs him that he knew Chen was a sellout, that he only picked him as an ally and made the tapes to give Lambert a false sense of security, while Penjani, the only person Jacobs really needed on his side, tripped the containment override protocols manually, releasing the only two SCPs he needed freed. The doctor, to help create a distraction,

and 173, for poetic justice. The D-Class would lure the statue to this location, and all Jacobs had to do… was wait for the snap.

Lambert screams in frustration, until Jacobs blinks. He then stands, Watching 173 until help arrives, stating that he could do this all day.

In the end, Penjani gained her wish to move on from Site 19 and try to develop more humane ways of containing sentient SCPs, and wish Jacob's luck in finding people he could trust in the future. Jacobs infers to her that Lambert's body was dumped into 682's acid pool to remove any evidence of what really happened. After she leaves, he then allows Miles to be taunted by the childlike voices of SCP-939, before they rip him to shreds.

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Series 2: Somebody's Playthings

Somebody's Playthings would have taken place shortly after the conclusion of the Lambert Saga. Jacobs was still working in Administrative Oversight, with his current task being to investigate and determine events pertaining to a recent failed mission of MTF Squad-Uniform: “Night Stalker”, to detonate the nuclear warhead of a black site. MTF-U subsequently failed their mission, and the facility was bombarded and sealed off. But not before a sole survivor of the squad emerged: Corporal Isaac Watchthorn.

Jacobs debriefs Isaac, where he learns of the traumatic events the investigating team had to endure - the escaped SCPs, Isaac not being able to free his team from a death trap, seeing images of his deceased sister with a dark shadow looming over her, and his eventual, though unlikely, escape. Jacobs admires his personal strength at being able to survive such horrific circumstances mentally and physically unharmed, for the most part.

He sees in Isaac potential for great things in other areas of the Foundation, so reassigns him out of MTF Duty and makes him an I-Class member of the organisation. Isaac's new role is to investigate potential sightings of SCPs around the globe, ascertain the nature of the SCPs, get the locals to fall in line with Foundation protocol, and report back all pertinent information relevant to the capture or containment of said SCP. An ulterior motive for Jacobs to help Isaac out is to keep an eye on the unlikely sole survivor, suspecting that there was something more about his abilities than met the eye.

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It doesn't take long for Watch's first assignment to come along, involving a brutal murder spree in a small main Maine town. Several teenagers were brutally slaughtered, and two others traumatised by the supernatural events they had witnessed.

Watch investigates, debriefing the survivors of their story. A not so distant relative of the male survivor had recently passed away, bequeathing unto him an old, disused firehouse, used for storage. The will insisted that he take anything of value before the property was said to be demolished, as part of the conditions of death. Taking his friends to investigate, they found many old world oddities, junk and items of personal value for family. But sequestered behind a hidden door, in a sub-basement not featured on the plans, rested four porcelain-faced adult-sized puppets.

Each figure represented a different emotional state: Mania, Terror, Anger, and Ambivalence. Though their faces were made of china, worn and chipped, the rest of their bodies were wooden, held together by gears, and metal linings, and wires, that supported them like an exoskeleton. With Halloween fast approaching, the young adults decided to take the puppets back home and set them up as part of a terrifying display. They stored the puppets inside the basement of one of the victims, and went about their lives as usual.

As time went on, the friends would sometimes hear screaming and howling noises emanating from below, and when investigating the noise, would find that the puppets had moved into positions they couldn't have done on their own. Terror and Mania disappeared with Anger and Ambivalence remaining, often discovered in stances reminiscent of a standoff.

On Halloween night, the male Survivor and his friend decided that the puppets had become too much trouble, and resolved to destroy them in a bonfire once and for all. However, Anger sprang to life as soon as it sensed the danger it was in, and attacked the two men. Ambivalence too became animated, but attempted to protect them by holding off Anger. The men escaped the house, with the brawl following them upstairs and causing a fire. Before they could get into the car and rescue their other friends from this nightmare, the front door was thrown off its hinges, impaling one of the two men in half against the vehicle. The survivor fled on foot back to his house, where he knew his girlfriend was waiting.

When he arrived, she offered him a glass of water to quell his exhaustion while he recounted the story, and decided to call the police. What he hadn't realised at the time, was that Mania had been living inside his house in secret for almost a week, becoming obsessed with his girlfriend. The puppet, taking advantage of his absence that night, had taken the skin of his girlfriend and was wearing it like a suit. Then, drugged him in order to carry out an affair by pretending to be a human.

After being forced through several trauma-inducing activities with Mania, the male was eventually able to escape his confinement by car. Soon, losing the automaton on his tail.

He retreated to the home of his last friend, who herself had been trying to quell the inconsolable Terror most of the night, afraid herself that the puppet would slay her and fright. It wasn't long after that, the pair were met with a knock at the door, and Ambivalence on the other side.

The puppet helped Terror to its feet, and together escaped into the night, leaving the two survivors unharmed. Shortly after, police arrived at the scenes and the details breached Foundation ears, prompting Watch to make his appearance.

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Once the interviews had concluded, Watch amnesticized the survivors, and collated the data he had obtained in order to figure out his next move in tracking down the puppets. The series follows his and Jacob's interactions throughout the mission, the conflicting moral and ethical implications compared against Foundation protocol, dealing with local interference, and an uncooperative containment team when the instances are finally tracked down.

Though Anger and Mania proved to be troublesome, even outright dangers to society, their main goal is to track down Ambivalence and Terror - apparently, the Polar Opposites of the first two. The latter are far more sensible, with Terror only posing a threat when confronted with absolute danger, and Ambivalence only using a violence as a method of self-defence. Although Mania and Anger break free of initial containment efforts, Watch actively sabotages the containment of Ambivalence and Terror, an act that only Jacobs registers.

Instead of reprimanding him however, Jacobs allows Watch to continue, secretly admiring the moral stance he has taken and seeing SCPs as more than just entities to be catalogued. More importantly, is how Watch was still able to avoid being killed during the rampages of the more violent puppets, while many others were slaughtered.

Jacobs protects Watch from the eyes of the O-5 Council, whilst resolving to Watch his career with great interest. The puppets are placed on a record of unlisted scps, and Watch carries on to his next assignment.

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To be continued…

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*This is an attempt at transcribing video linked in title. I am NOT the aurhor of the chanel and I did NOT participate in creation of SCP: Sedition or Jacobs' Journal series in any way.

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